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    Politics According to Twain

    Words of wisdom as the elections draw near.

    "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." -Mark Twain

    "All Democrats are insane, but not one of them knows it; none but the Republicans and Mugwumps know it. All the Republicans are insane, but only the Democrats and Mugwumps can perceive it. The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane." -Mark Twain

    "Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." -Mark Twain

    "It takes a thousand men to invent a telegraph, or a steam engine, or a phonograph, or a photograph, or a telephone or any other important thing—and the last man gets the credit and we forget the others." -Mark Twain

    "Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered — either by themselves or by others. But for the Civil War, Lincoln and Grant and Sherman and Sheridan would not have been discovered, nor have risen into notice." -Mark Twain
    A society willing to trade liberty for temporary security deserves neither and will lose both
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    Re: Politics According to Twain

    Mi Hermano !

    Thanks for sharing these gems !
    Have always been a fan of this man`s incredible wit and wisdom !
    Dan F

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    Re: Politics According to Twain

    we definitely need another mark twain today.

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    Re: Politics According to Twain

    Quote Originally Posted by tropicsteve View Post
    we definitely need another mark twain today.
    He`d be scorned by the msm.
    Formerly the "Best Detailer", now just Super Wax Waster Man. Not necessarily tactful, but normally right. It`s good to be da King !!!

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    Re: Politics According to Twain

    Quote Originally Posted by Ronkh View Post
    He`d be scorned by the msm.
    To which he would say -------

    "Suppose you were an idiot".. "And suppose you were a member of Congress"..
    "But I repeat myself"...

    Dan F

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    Re: Politics According to Twain

    You know why this country is a mess dont you?

    Its because we have never had a woman president.

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    Re: Politics According to Twain

    I recently saw the video of the 2nd White House fence jumper, and those pathetic, weenie-dogs the equally pathetic secret service people had on the jumper...

    I can tell you with absolute truth and experience, that my 2 GSD`s would have hit that clown high and low so hard, and so fast, that he would have gone flying backward with 2 sets of steel trap jaws splintering any bones they had in their mouths..

    He would have been screaming like a baby if he survived that initial assault, to please take these seriously trained missiles off his body...

    They need to let the Military take over Security with their disciplined, dedicated, men and women, and their uber-trained GSD`s...

    Not these not-so-secret-you-are-so-bad-service-people...

    And then you could take my GSD`s off, clean up all his blood off of them, take them inside, and they could sit down and play with the baby just fine...

    No substitute for incredible genes, bloodlines, and correct training... Here -- http://kraftwerkk9.com/
    Dan F

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    Re: Politics According to Twain

    It just shows things do not change.

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    Re: Politics According to Twain

    Quote Originally Posted by ca.detailchick View Post
    You know why this country is a mess dont you?

    Its because we have never had a woman president.
    Have to be at least 35 yrs old to serve as President. I`ve yet to meet a woman over 29.
    The devil made me do it the first time.
    The second time I done it on my own.

    The only good thing about getting old is no longer having to worry about dying young.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nutbread View Post
    Have to be at least 35 yrs old to serve as President. I`ve yet to meet a woman over 29.
    Another old friend from years past !
    Hope you and yours are all good !

    I love this - "I`ve yet to meet a woman over 29 "

    Thanks for sharing -
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    yay for old timers
    Formerly the "Best Detailer", now just Super Wax Waster Man. Not necessarily tactful, but normally right. It`s good to be da King !!!

 

 

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