Keith Urban kicked off tonight's

[Mr. Clean]

CMA Music Fest with a rousing rendition of I get by with a little help from my friends. If Joe Cocker was listening, I know he was smiling. Dang it! I was impressed. Too bad Carrie Overrated followed.

[JohnHenry]

Carrie "Underworm" sang a Muppet voice on Sesame Street today.

Don't ask me how I know!

[Mr. Clean]

Probably better sound than she had tonight. She can't sing a song, she can just shout. Don't even get me started on that chicken walk thing she does that she must think is dancing.

[GearHead_1]

Originally Posted by Mr. Clean

CMA Music Fest with a rousing rendition of I get by with a little help from my friends. If Joe Cocker was listening, I know he was smiling. Dang it! I was impressed. Too bad Carrie Overrated followed.

For those of us that don't follow Country Music, isn't that Mr. Kidman?

I'm kidding of course.

[Mr. Clean]

Originally Posted by GearHead_1

For those of us that don't follow Country Music, isn't that Mr. Kidman?

I'm kidding of course.

You may be kidding, but you're not wrong.

Funny that song kicked off a country music fest. Didn't we just have that conversation recently.

[GearHead_1]

Originally Posted by Mr. Clean

You may be kidding, but you're not wrong.

Funny that song kicked off a country music fest. Didn't we just have that conversation recently.

It sounded familiar but I don't expressly remember the conversation. I thought we talked about that other country singer you liked, what's her name? Oh yeah, Taylor Swift. My memory has been going down hill now that I'm 39.

[C. Charles Hahn]

Originally Posted by Mr. Clean

Probably better sound than she had tonight. She can't sing a song, she can just shout. Don't even get me started on that chicken walk thing she does that she must think is dancing.

Oh come on.... she's hot, who cares if she can't dance?

And I happen to disagree about the voice. I think she can sing quite well, actually. Are there some songs that suit her better than others? Sure.... but that's true of any artist.

[Mr. Clean]

Originally Posted by GearHead_1

It sounded familiar but I don't expressly remember the conversation. I thought we talked about that other country singer you liked, what's her name? Oh yeah, Taylor Swift. My memory has been going down hill now that I'm 39.

Taylor Twit? Yeah, Carrie Underwhelming should be sure to have Taylor booked on every one of her shows. Her only hope of not being the worst act on the bill.

39? Heck I didn't know you had passed that 30 mark yet