As those of you who saw in the showcase, I cleaned up the Santa Fe yesterday and ran some errands on my lunch break (returned some DVDs, etc.). I come back and my space (naturally) was taken by another car so I backed into a spot near the end of a curb to keep the sun away from the windshield. I come back and put my bags in the back to find a bird left a nice present down the bumper (a little bit on the tailgate).
Just to prove to myself I wasn't crazy, I looked at the two cars next to me. To my right was a turquoise mid-90s Dodge Caravan with hazed over headlights, a trashed interior, and paint on the verge of oxidizing itself to death. To my left was a white Dodge Ram that looked as though it had seen more than its fair share of muddy roads and not enough car washes to keep the balance. Neither of them had one speck of bird poo on it.
So it is confirmed; birds just like to crap on clean, properly looked-after cars.
Troy Armstrong
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