What teeth? With that kind of drinking problem he is probably down to a tooth by now. lol (sorry man... I had to take it when it is laid out like that

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That dew is mean stuff. It isn't carbonated enough to slow me down. A can is something I can usually just crack and drink the whole thing without taking a breath. It needs the carbination of a Dr. Pepper or something to slow me down so I don't go through it like that myself.